Taylor was walking down the streets with her Starbucks in hand as she looked to the other side of the street and saw a small yellow sponge. They made eye contact. Luckily in the usually busy streets of L.A, there was no one driving so, Spongebob was able to run across the street to Taylor.
"You. Me. Date. Friday Night.Subway" Spongebob said confidently
"I'll be waiting, all that's left to do is run" Said Taylor
Taylor handed Spongebob a piece of paper.
(419) 253-0046
Spongebob looked at the paper and realized it was her phone number. He ran back to the other side of the street smiling. Taylor continued to walk down the same street thinking to herself
"I could write a song about this"
The next day Taylor got a call. She didn't recognize the number, 1 (404) 827-1500, so she assumed it was the sponge whos name she never got. So she answered it
"Hey!" said a somewhat familiar voice
"Hey..you know I never got your name," said Taylor
"My name is Spongebob Squarepants and you?"
"Wait! Spongebob Squarepants like the famous actor. OMG! You like really rich... I mean talented...yeah I definitely don't care about how much money you make. Anyways I'm Taylor Swift."
"Wait your the one who writes songs about her ex-boyfriends right?"
"No!" said Taylor nervously
"Well, you ready for our date tomorrow?" Spongebob asked
"Yeah. And I got that red lip, classic thing that you like"
"Hot" responded Spongebob
