Spongebob blew up the balloon until it popped into Taylor's ass. Taylor moaned. They did this several times before waking up the next morning. With tons of pooped ballons on the bed and floor and one remained in Taylor's ass.
"WAKE UP!" Yelled Taylor
"What?!" said Spongebob worried
"I HAVE TO GET HOME NOW, VOGUE WILL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES FOR MY 73 QUESTION INTERVIEW!" Taylor yelled pulling the remaining balloon out of her ass and rushing to put clothes on.
Taylor ran out Spongebob's door into a taxi. And across the street, Spongebob saw flashed of light. IT'S THE PAPARAZZI. Spongebob slammed the door close.
About 3 hours later Spongebob checked his phone and saw an article about Taylor caught leaving his house earlier this morning. Not even 20 minutes later Taylor called Spongebob
"WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!" Taylor yelled
"why are you always yelling?" asked Spongebob
"BECAUSE... YOU AND YOUR WEIRD KINKS JUST RUINED MY CAREER!"Screamed Taylor in much deeper voice
"C-calm down. Everythings fine" Spongebob said trying to hide the fear in his voice
"I'm going to write an album all about you. And how you beat and raped me, and how when we were together you would watch porn instead of have sex with me!" Taylor said insanely
"Fine go ahead, but you at least send me your nudes?"Asked Spongebob
"Sure," Taylor said tiredly
Taylor sent Spongebob her nudes.
"Thanks," said Spongebob quickly and excitedly when Taylor got a notification on her phone.
SPONGEBOB POSTED HER NUDES ON ALL HIS SOCIAL MEDIA.
The End...
