Krul Tepes X Male Reader

Party time!!!

Guren's P.O.V 

So we were planning on attacking the vamps in two days, Shinoa's squad should be here by then. But tonight we were drinking and having a party after we found and killed some random noble.

"To the end of vampires" Goshi raised his can of beer, he was slightly drunk

"To the man that killed the noble" Mito raised her can as well, she was also slightly drunk

"To Guren" The soldiers all yelled and they all started drinking as one of them had put on some classic bar music

I sat at a small table outside with everyone else all around the place

"To hoping that you guys don't piss me off" a Voice yelled and I looked over to see Yn there chugging a bottle of whiskey 

"Man, I can't believe how far this has come since I was last on earth drinking it"

I immediately pulled out my sword and swung at him, but he didn't do anything and I stopped the blade at his neck

"Why're you here?" I asked him

"Well staying with Crowley all the time can be annoying since he always wants to fight, and what's worse is that I had to be in the same place as him and Ferid at the same time. So after a little thinking, I decided to take the night off and come here for a bit of fun, but drinking could be as good as fighting" he grabbed a can of beer and opened it

"How do I know you aren't here to kill us all?" I asked

"Well that should be simple" he chugged the beer and crushed the can in his hand "If I wanted to kill you all, you'd all be a pile of ash"

For a moment I said nothing, but then I lowered my sword and began with a light chuckle, but it soon turned into laughter and he started to laugh with me

After we started to calm down I grabbed a beer and he grabbed another as well "To the bastard I plan on killing one day" I said

"To the man, I hope can entertain me in a fight," he said and we both downed the beers

"You know this might just be a one-night thing, me not trying to kill or capture you and you drinking with us," I said as I leaned back in my chair

"Yeah, so let's make it a wild night. Also, you can call back the people guarding for any Horsemen, I've made sure they won't both us tonight or tomorrow morning" he smiled

"Well that's a relief" I sighed "HEY SAYURI, GET THE GUARDS BACK HERE, LET THEM HAVE THE NIGHT OFF" I yelled

She looked at me strangely and then to Yn and gasped when she did everyone looked towards me and the H/C haired seraph sitting across from me

Most of them drew their weapons, but I could see that everyone was still drunk r slightly drunk

"No it's fine, he's not here to fight, just for a drink" I announced. When I did everyone put their weapons away but remained on guard 

"Actually Guren I brought some.......' Gifts' as a way of saying that I'm not here to fight," he said and everyone, including me, looked at him strangely

He whistled a little and a Horsemen, one that was at least 20 meters in height, came from the darkness

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF THE HORSEMEN?!" I yelled

He waved his hand like he didn't have a care in the world "Calm down, this one was personally made by me a few centuries ago, I barely let him come out of hiding and he does whatever I say" he said and I looked between him and the giant monster standing before us

Yn simply snapped his fingers and the Monster starting moving again, I was in a daze and didn't notice everything it was carrying in its multiple giant arms. It laid down multiple piles of something, but I didn't know what. 

"Ok you're free to go, go hunt down some other Horsemen," Yn said and the Monster nodded and simply turned around and left

Goshi walked over to the piles of mysterious things the Monster laid down and picked something up. I could see him trembling, when he turned around he looked like he was about to burst into tears of joy. In his hand was a pack of beer, he carried two other things in his other arm, they were a bottle of wine and whiskey

He yelled in happiness "HELL YEAH" and when he did all the soldiers started to cheer

Goshi ran up and hugged Yn, basically praying to him and praising him, I laughed a lot as Yn struggled to get out of his grip

"So tell me Yn, where did you get all this?" I asked

"Well it's not like the vampires drink it, so I thought 'hey, they're having a party, it would be rude to just show up uninvited and without something to offer', so I stole this all" he grinned

Goshi got on his knees with his hands together as if praying "Thank you so much, I didn't want to admit it but when we lost one of the trucks to the Horsemen it had about 70% of our alcohol"

My hand shook from anger as it slowly went towards the handle of my sword, Goshi then hid behind Yn, thinking he could protect him from my wrath

I simply sighed "I'll kick your ass later, but for now...." I smiled and grabbed a bottle of whiskey "LETS PARTY!!!!"

Everyone cheered as the music started again and everyone grabbed some of the drinks from the many piles of beer, whiskey, and wine

As we all laughed and were clearly drunk Yn did reveal the secret of his curse, I felt kind of bad, but the laughter and alcohol quickly washed that away

"So......Yn" I said "Tell me" I stumbled a little and my voice was lazy "What's it like being a seraph?"

He was clearly drunk as he stood up and jumped on the table for everyone to see "Wellllll, it's a hard job" he said lazily "I get the coooollllll powers" he took a stance and wobbled a little "Buuuut God is always, and I mean always" he chugged a wine bottle "Pushing his problems on me"

He then fell off the table and landed in a chair next to me "I mean, h-have you ever met the g-guy" he took Goshi's Whiskey bottle "P-people always think he's some, pure and just guy. B-but I'm gonna tell you allllllll a secret, so listen up" he said and we all did

"H-he's an asshole, he leaves eeeeverything to me and the othe-" he chugged his bottle "-he Seraphs, while he goes and gets laid with other gods and humans"

We all burst out laughing "Y-you know" I started and Yn looked at me "If we weren't on opposite sides, I-I'm sure we could have been gooood friends" I said and drank the beer I had before crushing the can

"Well maybe, when this is all over........We can be, buuuut until that time, please fight me so I don't get bored" he said and I shook his hand

"Deal!!!" I said happily, everyone was clearly drunk, including me, but that didn't stop us from having fun

The rest of the night was filled with laughter, me kicking Goshi's ass, more drinking, Yn helping me in kicking Goshi's ass and Yn telling us about past adventures he went on and how he has fought other gods

That night was one I'll never forget, one that made me forget the sad and cruel world we lived in, one that made me and many soldiers happy