Collection Of Short Stories

The Wooden Chair

One day an old man was sitting on a chair and said "where is my tea!". His wife said "remember we have no kettls to make tea!". "Sorry no need to scream!". "Okay so what do you want to eat with no tea?". "Biscuit and milk please,". "What a stupid meal husband!". "Excuse me that is not a stupid meal!". 4 hours later the man got of his chair and went to the kitchen and ate his milk and biscuit. After he ate he went back to the sitting room and then he saw the chair wasn't at the edge of the room anymore. It was on top of the sofa. So then the man called his wife and said "the wooden chair is not on the edge of the room anymore!". It is on top of the sofa. How did you move it when you got of the wooden chair to go to the kitchen and eat your milk and biscuit. How did I move it to the top of the sofa I didn't even move it. You didn't move it if you didn't move it then who moved it. I do not no who moved it. 29 hours later the old man was sitting on a different sofa and then the wooden chair started walking and landed on the old mans head. The old man wanted to know what is moving it. So he went upstairs to his wife and said the wooden chair walked and landed on top of my head. That is stranged maybe i should check. Ok while you check I will hang the washing ok. A FEW minutes later the husbands wife was down stairs in the sitting room and then the wifes husband finished the washing and came to the sitting room and a ghost turned up and didn't no the wife and husband was there. And then the wife and husband saw a ghost and SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!. And then the and then the wooden chair moved and landed on the wife's head. And then the wife and husband realized a ghost was moving the wooden chair and then the ghost got scared of the wife and husband ran away!!. And then the wife and husband lived happily.