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K BITCH—

lemme just—

honestly these stories r so overused like its either an arranged marriage or some young love that turned into a complete mess. lemme just give u an example:

"oH hi im ratblanket and i just moved to this new high school (probably some fuckin unoriginal name like 'Jung high school') and i met a rlly mean boy who likes to stab my spinal chords sometimes in geography class! teehehee!"

next chapter

"omo! my dad is rlly rich and famous, and now he is making me marry the bully: *gasp* jungkook!!!*

87 years later

"omo he makes me his maid and cheats on me everyday. i love him!"

like bitch

no u don't

and he probably beats u

just—

run away while he's fuckin sleeping or something

ok here's another example:

"hI iM glitterdick and me and my bestfriend love eachother! we have known and loved eachother for 492 years!"

next chapter

"omo! i just got an arranged marriage and now he/she hates meeee! guess i will just say nothing and live my life as a fucking useless peasant because that's what i was born to be!"

bITCH
NONINONONHONEY STOP

EW WTF AND DONT WVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TITLESS:

"married to _______?"

"my rich husband"

"arranged marriage"

LIKE ITS HONESTLY PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE THAT—

uGh

im so done with everyone

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