"I didn't think you'd come back," said Kevin Cottellese in awe at the jolly man standing in front of him.
"I couldn't take it anymore," said Janta, "Those-- those children never appreciated me, Kev."
"Shh," Kevin responded in a hush voice. "I appreciate you, Jon."
Janta looked up, a glisten in his eye, doing one of those gasps; the kind you only hear in the highest quality of anime. "Oh, Kevin," he sighed, pulling the shorter man into a tight embrace.
"Oh, Jon," Kevin replies, "I've been waiting for this moment for a long time."
Kevin jumps up and Janta catches him, cradling him in his noodley arms. Kevin wraps his arms around his forbidden lover's neck.
Janta and Kevin look deep into each other's eyes before slowly, but surely, pulling in for a tender kiss.
Things start to get hot and heavy between the two men. Janta tosses Kevin on the nearby sofa and quickly pins him down before closing the space between them. Janta moves lower and starts to nibble on Kevin's scrumptious neck. "OH, JANTA, OH." Through Kevin's loud moans of pleasure, they are unable to hear the tiny footsteps creeping down the stairs.
"Papa, what are you doing with Janta Claus?" said little Ashley from the top of the steps, her little sister Jacqueline following close behind.
"Heavens to Bugsy!" Kevin exclaims before quickly pushing Janta off of him. Janta is what the kids call, shooketh.
With a zip of his pants and a pull on of his hat, Janta was back up the chimney just like that.
He zooms through the town, lost in the snow. Where will he go next? Nobody knows...
/////////
merry christmas, you filthy animals
xoLi
YOU ARE READING
Janta Noyes and the True Meaning of Choir
FanfictionJanta Noyes, bringing the gift of music literacy to children since the 80's or something like that.