OurWorld

The Crazy New Roomate

(Brees pov)
I was finally getting a place to crash after these past couple years. One of my close friends said that I could live with him and some of his other friends, on the condition that I would also help pay rent and pay for food, alcohol and cigarettes would also have to be bought with my own money. I was completely fine with the conditions and today was the day I would move in, goodbye streets filled with drug dealers and rapers, goodbye cold hard cement and hello roof to protect me from the everlasting cold emptiness that I call a soul... anyway. I think it's kinda funny moving in with a bunch of guys, I've never lived with guys during my life so this will be either awkward or flippin great.

I stand outside with my bag of my stuff slung over my shoulder and I pause for a minute because I heard some arguing going on inside of the house. I pull a slip of paper out of my pocket with the address of the house... it was this house, oh boy. I ring the doorbell and it goes silent, the door suddenly opens and a guy I don't recognize opens the door. "What do you want" this black eyed guy with a blue hoodie said, "I'm sorry I might be mistaken but does Matt Hargreaves live here?" I said. "Yea, why?" "He invited me to come live here, I'm Bree... his drinking and poker gambling buddy." Tom looked shocked as he said "oh I thought you were a guy, Matt's up in his room. you'll find it, it's the door with pictures of his face on it." "Thanks..." I say as I walk in. When I walked in the place was surprisingly clean. I thought I had heard a fridge door shut and out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw black and red hair but I shrugged it off, besides I needed to get settled in.

After being introduced to what I think was everyone Matt told me I could just crash in his room for a while and that they were having some issues with the sleeping arrangements, I was fine with this. Matt showed me to his room at which I put my suitcase in the corner and went out to the backyard. I didn't know if I was allowed to smoke in the house and it was best to be sure. I pulled out my cigarette and lit it, the first puff of a cigarette was always the best. I stood there smoking, I looked over at one of the neighbors houses as someone came out... he looked almost like a older, crack smoking Edd. He caught me staring at him, he had this weird look on his face as he said "Did Edd finally move out, please say he moved out." I looked at him strangely and said with a thick Irish accent "No but I moved in... I'm going to go back inside..."

I walked inside and I could defidently smell the crack still on me. I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water and saw the odd guy with a red sweatshirt Todd or somethin was his name, he was defidently odd because he was making a plate of nothing but bacon about a mile high, which is ironic because Im also about a mile high. "You must reaaaalllyyy love bacon to be makin so much." I said as he gave me a weird look "I like bacon but I'm making this for someone other than myself, also don't tell Tom I'm stealing all his bacon." Tord said. "Alright I won't as long as you don't call the police when I shoot the neighbors window out." He looked at me weirdly and said "why would you do that?" "Simply your neighbors are creepy sooo I'm going to go and hopefully don't shoot the people that live there."

I walk away from the spawn of Satan and up to Matt's room. I open my suitcase and pull out my beautiful 2mm Kolibri, truly a masterpiece for the modern handguns and it even had a grip I had made myself so it was complete with blue-green skulls. Just when I opened Matt's window the door opened and Matt himself walked in and said "Bree what are you doing and why do you have a gun?" I replied "I'm shooting out the neighbors window because he is really creepy." Just when Matt was going to say something the doorbell rang. I put away my gun and followed Matt downstairs. While walking down the stairs I saw a guy in the kitchen with brown hair and a white sweatshirt. When we got into the kitchen I heard the guy say "Did you guys have an orgy or something." I couldn't contain myself and started hysterically laughing. "Isn't she a bit young" the guy said pointing to a young girl with red hair.