MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Hey guys!
Hey all!
Howdedo!
Hello weirdos!
As you can see, Wattpad fixed they're problem with the fonts, so we can get back to the old way we did it! And also, I should probably say this.........IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I PROMISE I WILL MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER A LONG ONE AND I WILL TRY AND GET A SCHEDULE GOING BUTPLEASEDONTBEMADATMEEEE!!!!
Guys, she really is sorry. Also, IAMALSODEARLYSORRYFORNOTPUSH-
OK WE GET IT GUYS! Good lord am I the only one who isn't extremely loud? YES! Okay! Sorry jesus... *sigh* sorry Felix. You don't need to be sorry. WE- *grabs marks and jacks ear like a mother and pulls* should be. RIGHT MARK? YES SORRY FELIX!! JACK?! SORRY! Good. *lets go and they step away from me* Asher jaysus when did you become our mom? *I stare timidly at him* NEVERMIND! 😓hmph. Whaaaaat the fuuuuuck is thiiiiis? Since when were we in a type writer? This is cool! I'm gonna do the outro like this! Heh, well THANK YOU guys, so much for reading, if you liked it PUNCH that vote button in the face, LIKE A BOOOOSS!!! And, HIGHFIVES ALL ROUND! WAPISH WAPISH! AND I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT HOPEFULLY REAL CHAPTER! BUH-BYE! *outro music plays* WOW this was a weird ending, hehe!

Word count: 264

PS: IT LOOKED LIKE A TYPE WRITER FOR ME!

PPS: I FORGOT TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HONIKA! HAPPY KWANZA!

PPPS: I just wanted to write like this.

PPPPS: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!

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