HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAY!

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Happy Valentine's Day my friends! If you have a valentine, awesome! If you don't, I don't either! Wait...your tellin' me that not everyone has a valentine?!?! Yeah. OH NO! EVERYONE THAT DOESNT HAVE A VALENTINE! I SHALL BE ALL YOUR VALENTINES!! Jack, das a lot of people. You can't be EVERYONES valentine...not without help at least! You'll help me? Oh god no! ...well maybe. But I was talking about Mark and Felix! (Mark and Felix): WHAT?!?! WE NEVER- *puppy dog eyes* (Mark and Felix): Jack...don't make that face.... *makes threatening face* (Mark and Felix): ASHLEY DONT MAKE THAT FACE! Then help. OK! I'm more scared of you than being a lot of people's valentines. Same. I'll help too. Good. Yay! Thank Ashley! Your welcome Jack! And you know what? I'm feelin' nice today! *wispers 'somewhat'* I'll help too! Also, I might as well tell you Jack...*wispers into Jacks ear* Hmm...I'll have to talk to him about it... (Anti): No need. I heard, and what, did I scare you Ashley? No I just thought it was out of place for you to sh- (Anti): *covers Ashley's mouth* SHH! THEY CANT KNOW! You can't tell them! Okay?! *muffled 'fine'* (Anti): Good. Imma leave now. Gotta go kill someone. *vanishes* Well, that was...odd... Yeah...especially to me and felix. Im assuming it was a little less weird for you Jack? Yea. Well. This is gonna be agonizing for me. Not being able to tell anyone. Other than Jack. Over. And over. Til I go even more insane than I already am. Oh well! To all those people that don't have a valentine, (Me Mark Jack and Felix): We'll all be your valentine! Well, I have no more ideas for this, and I was not joking about the valentine thing btw, so THANK you guys, so much for reading if you liked it, PUNCH that vote button in the face, LIKE A BOOOOOSS!! And, high fives all 'round! Wapish! Wapish! And I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT CHAPTEEEERR!! *outrow music plays* ANTI WAIT! DONT KILL ANYONE TODAY! WAIT TIL TOMORROW WHEN IM FREE SO I CAN JOIN YOU! (ALL all but me): wait WHAT?!?!

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