Hey y'all! Happy Mother's Day! Sorry for not updating lately, but to make it up to you, we *points to me, Mark, and Jack* are going to do a skit where all of your dreams come true! Mark, put on the dress. Jack..........the baby clothes. Wait I thought you said- Everyone's dream is to see you in baby clothes and mark in a dress...again...for the third time... I am perfectly fine with this. I'll not only wear the dress...*does the dramatic thing where you rip off your clothes and your wearing something underneath it* ILL FLAUNT IT! *le gasp* Teach me your ways of the dramatic clothes change! Well first off- YOU CAN TEACH HIM LATER NOW JACK GO AND GET READY FOR THE SKIT! *does the dramatic clothes change into a tux* WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT BUT ME?!?! *gos and gets changed* ...I feel like an idiot... Good...cuz we're going in public. And Felix is going to record it and put it on all our channels. *gets out camera, smiles and gives a thumbs up* Oh HEEEELL no! I am NOT going in public like this! Your damn right your not! You forgot your binky! *hands him a binky* Thank you! Now LEZ GO! *puts binky in mouth* But first, we have to use skit magic! *uses skit magic* wait for it...Wait for it! (NARRATOR): 1, Day, latair. (Me): WAIT FOR IT!! *turns into a baby man* not a man baby, but a baby man! Which for those of you who don't know, IM A YELLING IRISH BABY! *everyone but me and Jack cover their ears* Y'all are weak. I CAN STILL HEAR HIM. AM I YELLING? I FEEL LIKE IM YELLING! Once again I must use skit magic! *uses skit magic*
(Time skip to when we're in public and everyone doesn't constantly hear Jacks voice)
What? You thought that just because this isn't a chapter that I wouldn't be lazy and put in a time skip brought to you by us losers? YOU ARE GREATLY MISTAKEN! Hey WAIT A MINUTE! I said 'US' losers. That counts me. Oh. Ok- wait a minute! Is that- do you dare- IS THAT MY TUX?!?! Whaaaaat? Noooooooo... YOU, missy, NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON! Do NOT TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT! I knew I should have worn Jacks tux. Oh well. Let's ge- ...Mark? Yeah? Are- are you- are you wearing one of my dresses? Specifically the one that's basically a prom dress? *looks down at dress* Oh shit your right. Now who has to be taught a lesson? Oh shut up before people get any ideas! Hehe. Alright let's get this skit over wi- SHIT I NEVER MADE A THING TO SAY HAPPY EASTER ON EASTER! (All): AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Me): I am SO SO SOOO sorry for not saying happy Easter! I hope you guys can forgive me! *le gasp* I KNOW! I'll do a face reveal and a Q and A! Or I'll do one of them. Or I'll do something else you guys suggest. Well, you guys decide on that, and we'll do the skit! Ready Mark?! YEAH! Ready Jack?! HELL YES! LETS DO THIS! Alright! LOVE the enthusiasm! It's go time baby! (Ha)
I hope you all know, this skit is made for entertainment purposes only! Yes, I do have a crush on Mark, but THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THIS ISNT ENTERTAINMENT! Not that much even happens in this that involves us doing things that couples would do. But still, ENTERTAINMENT. ONLY. Enjoy!
*walks through the door and does worst impression of a man* Honey! I'm home! *does worst impression of a woman* Well it's about time! The baby has been yelling 'Top of the mornin to ya' all day and he won't stfu! TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA! TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA! Markimoo, he's a broken baby! I told you we should have bought Irish baby insurance! TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA? I know sweetums, but we can't afford it! We can't even by a car or house! We live in a coffee shop for Pete's sake! *camera zooms out to show the shop* *is dressed up as a worker at the coffee shop* Yo. I know, Markipoo dearest, but still! The baby is really getting annoying. Not only to me, but to you and everyone that comes here to buy coffee! Maybe we should just get rid of him and get a new Irish baby. Your right. Maybe we should. TOP. OF. THE. MORNIN. TO. YA. Unless you stop saying that baby, we're going to throw you in a wood chipper. TOP OF THE- wait a minute that's not in the script! *looks in script* your supposed to say 'unless you stop saying that baby, we're going to replace you!'
(Evil me):I'm not. She is. *points to me tied in a chair with duct tape on my mouth* WTF?! Oh god...NOT AGAIN! Mark?! Please tell me- (Dark):I would, but that would be lying. And I don't want to lie! *mumbles 'bullshit'* Felix?! *mumbles with tape on mouth saying 'yo'* GOD DAMMIT! But...if your all here...then where's...? (Evil me): Anti? The lazy piece of shit said he had "other things" he had to take care of. What's more important than killing you? (Anti): SAVING him! *swoops in and knocks out evil me, Dark, and Die* *looks at Anti surprised* (Anti): Oh let me help you there! *makes the rope and tape disappear* Let me guess: your all wondering why I just saved Jacks life? (All): Yes. (Anti): Well, I'll tell ya why...IN THE NEXT PART! MWAHAHA!
I know. Always with the cliff hangers. But I'm just gonna say this once: HANG in there! HAHA I'll stop now. Anyways, THANK you all, so much for reading. If you liked it, PUNCH that vote button in the face, LIKE A BOOOOSS! And, high fives all round! Wapish! Wapish! Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! *outro music* Remember! Happy Mother's Day!
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Matthias x Markiplier(Completed/cancelled I guess)
FanfictionThis is a story about Matthias and Markiplier, that has a crazy writer who "talks" to mark, jack, felix, matt, etc. And you can't forget Dark, Anti, Die, etc. But for now, it is on hold. I'm currently waiting on feed back. So, I hope to see you soon.
