Happy Homo days

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Me: *binge watching voltron in the dark* space daddy~

Nicole:*walks in and sees Kim having a nosebleed*....

Me: haaaa *nosebleeds while drooling*

Nicole: Kim are you o-

Me: DAAHH I WASN'T PLOTING TO RAPE SHIRO

Nicole: *makes troll face* im telling Mich

Me:NO NICOLE DON'T

Nicole: MIIICH KIM IS PLANING TO RAPE SH-

Me:*covers Nicole's mouth and starts talking in deep voice* Silence or ill rape you

Nicole: *gets turned on and licks Kim's hand*

Kim: *pulls hand away* DAMIT STOP BEING PANSEXUAL ON ME!

Nicole: NEVER! *pounces on Kim*

Me: I hate you

Nicole: aw I love you to

Michaelis: FOODS READY!

Both: *Looks at each other and starts running twords dinning room and falls on floor*

Phantom: My god you two

Nicole and me: *Scarfs down food*

Puppet: Dam Mich you were right it is worse

Phoenix: *snorts*

Michealis:*eats calmly wile laughing a little*

Me: *talks with full mouth* Peace fam!

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