Never ask a question on Christmas day.

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Me: IT'S CHRISTMAS Y'ALL-

Yuubi: YAY-

Bomby: LET'S OPEN UP OUR PRESENTS.

Yuubi: WE GOTTA
S A V E M R . K R A B S-

Fries: ... Can I... open a present?

Bomby: *twirls around* *faces Fries and slaps him hard across the face*

Yuubi and I: 0.0...

Fries: OW!! WHAT THE HEL-

-Knock on the door-

Yuubi: *opens it* Oh hey Starry-

Starry: HI!! *runs inside*

Fries: Oh yeah. You're part of the squad...I welcome you-

Bomby: I welcome you as well!

Starry: *is squealing happily inside* THANKYOUTHANKYOU-

Loser: *drags Fries over to the kitchen*

Fries: Wait wh- ... never mind..

Loser: *throws him on a chair*
... WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Fries: Say what?!

Loser: YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD OPEN YOUR PRESENT FIRST!!

Fries: .... So what-

Loser: THAT'S JUST BEING AGGRESSIVE ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

Fries: But how tho I only asked a question-

Bomby: Don't argue with Loser.

Fries: ....

Bomby: Loser is God.
W o r s h i p-

Me: Oh hey uh.. I hung up the mistletoe-

Bomby and Loser: ... FINALLY-

Me: .... Anyway uh-
Are we going to... open presents?

Yuubi: *twirls around* *slaps me*

Me: OW!! YUUBI WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Fries: You were being aggressive.

Me: .... I was just asking a question-

Loser: Never ask a question on Christmas day!

Me: And we can ask questions on Christmas Eve??

Loser: Let's open presents now!

Me: WHAT-

Yuubi: Yeah! Let's go!

Me: ;-;

-Everyone walks to where the presents are-

Loser: Yuubi, you can go first-

Yuubi: Okay! *opens a present*

Me: .... *whispers to Bomby* You know what I'm thinking?

Bomby: Mhm...

Bomby: Oh wait.. you asked a question. *slaps me*

Me: OW!!!

Bomby: *walks over to Fries* Hey-

Fries: Oh.. *glares* What do YOU want?

Bomby: Can you just.. at least watch us open a present?

Fries: Okay..? *turns around*

Bomby: *pushes him*

Fries: AGH! *falls on Yuubi*

Yuubi: Holy sh- .... *blushes madly* Uhhh...

Fries: ...

Me: Awww, look who's under the MISTLETOE!!

Yuubi and Fries: I hate you guys..

Starry: ...

Starry: I'm only recording this on camera... BUT FRIBI CONFIRMED-

Yuubi and Fries: N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O-

Starry, Bomby and I: Y A S S S S S S S S S S S S S S-

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