Waffles

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-Marker and Leafy walks in the dining room to see that Pen has a plate of a dozen waffles in front of him-

Leafy: ...

Leafy: That's a lot of waffles...

Marker, in the background: You ate all the waffles?! *holds a empty cardboard box*

Pen: Yeeesss, I did.

Marker: ... Could've asked if we wanted any...

Pen: Nonono if I let you guys have the waffles I won't get any!!

Leafy: Marker, would you like a waffle-

Pen: NONONO THERE IS NO MORE WAFFLES I HAVE THEM ALL-

Leafy: I know, it's an example...

Marker: Well, yes Leafy I would like two waffles.

Pen: yOU CAN'T- You want two of them?!

Leafy: So if Marker gets two waffles, *grabs two waffles and puts it on Marker's plate*

Leafy: And I get two waffles... *gets to more waffles, puts it on her plate*

Leafy: That still leaves 8 waffles... for YOU.

Pen: I don't want 8 waffles I want 12- I  won 12 of them-

Leafy: If you could seriously eat ALL of those waffles I will personally drive you to the store to buy some more.

Pen: I just- I just don't know why YOU guys get all the waffles-

Marker: ... you still have more waffles then Leafy and me combined.

Pen: tHeY'rE mInE- I got them from the freezer, and I put them on my plate...

Leafy and Marker: ...

Pen: ...

Pen: You guys are being selfish-

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