Socially Awkward Squad! [COMPLETED]

Malk

-Bomby, Fries, and Marker are at Fries's house, Bomby and Marker are sitting down, while Fries is looking for something in the fridge-

Bomby: Hey Fries, you got anything to drink?

Fries: Yeah... in the fridge.

Marker: Hey Fries, uh, pour me a glass of malk.

Fries: They don't have any "malk" but I can get you some "milk"

Bomby: That's... what he just said!

Marker: Yeah, I just want some malk.

Fries: Nono, you're saying it wrong, you're saying mAlK-... like its some disease.

Bomby: Ahahaha... how do you say it?

Fries: I'm saying the way everyone oughta say it... milk. M. I. L. K.

Bomby: Yeah! Like 2%.

Marker: Right, like whole malk.

Fries: Nononono, say milkshake.

Marker: ... Milkshake.

Fries: Okay, now say milk.

Marker:

Marker: Malk.

Fries: Wh...

Fries: *looks at Bomby* ... Are you hearing this??

Bomby: Yeah! That man wants a glass of mulk!

Fries: ... MULK??!

Bomby: Give him the mulk, Fries!!

Fries: IT'S M I L K-

Marker: FRIES!! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!!

Fries: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME??

Bomby: JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK!!

Fries: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!

Marker: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, FRIES!!

Fries: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK! YOU'RE SAYING M-

Marker: MALLLLKKKKK-

Bomby: MUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLKKKKKKK-

Marker and Bomby: *is both pissing Fries off*

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Fries: SHUT UPPP!!!! SHUT UPP!!! *takes out a revolver*

Bomby and Marker: ... *also takes out a revolver, aiming it at Fries*

Bomby: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN-

Marker: DON'T- DON'T DO IT FRIES-

Fries: YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

Bomby and Marker: ... *aims it at themselves*

Bomby: FRIES PUT IT DOWN!!!

Marker: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!

Fries: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY-

Marker: FRIES PUT IT DOWN NOWWW!!!

Fries: i'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF FOR THIS!!

Bomby: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO MEEE-

Marker: PUT THE GUN DOWN-

Bomby: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!

(Intense sobbing)