The no one

I know, and I'm sorry

I know it is a day past christmas and I haven't updated in like two weeks. And I'm here to both apologize and to explaine.

About two weeks ago on Wednesday in the after noon. My sister had pulled up at the end of our driveway sideways in her minnivan, with her fiance, Miguel, and was calling me on the phone to "hurry up, we got places to go!".

So I rushed out the door to hurry into the van so we could get going. Miguel had opened the passenger side back door so I could go into the "back". Big problem with this sanario, is the fact that our ENTIRE driveway is covered in acorns from the big oak tree in our front lawn.

So as I'm rushing I start to slip on some acorns. I'm about three feet from the van. And instead of accepting my fate of grinding my face in the asphalt of the road. I leppt into the open van door, and tried to dive in safely.

Didn't work. What happened instead was I hit the right top of my head on the top of the van. It flung me back onto the asphalt and I hit the back left off my head on the asphalt.

Went to the doctors, I have whiplash, (*sarcasticly* really wow, would have NEVER thought of THAT!!!) (*not sarcasticly* sorry I'm slightly bitter. I'll tell you why in a bit), and that I have my, (drumroll please) second concussion!!! (Hur-fuckin-ray)

And I only learned that, a week and a day AFTER THE COLLISION because doctor's went available, some of my appointments got canceled and a whole lot of other bullshit.

My chanel is no longer pg, I apologize for that too.

Any way, so because of that all my book are on official hiatus, but that does not mean I am not working on them on paper and stuff. SO, I will be missing for about two to three months as I try to heal from my concussion. But after those 2-3 weeks be prepared for a whole bunch of updates.

Okay?

And again guys I'm sorry for the whole wait thing. I feel really bad, so I put a slightly long chapter (*coughA/Ncough) to hopefully appez you and your humor levels. Again I am sorry, but I can't type right now. If your asking how I typed this. Fist I wrote it on a piece of paper. And slowly typed it on my phone. At the moment it has been 20 min since I started. Whoo.

Anyway that's all I got, so happy holidays and enjoy life. It took this to remind myself that I could die at any minute, so find a loved one tell them you love them and care. And also stay away from minivans.

Kage-no-Aura out

Duces!!