It wasn't me (Darkiplier x reader)

What the heck

You lay in bed, staring at the wall. Ever since Dark left, you've been moping around your apartment, upset. You were depressed, basically. Who knew that your imaginary friend, the one that tried to get you to kill your own mother, could make you feel so ...empty?
You were fine by yourself. You couldn't care less if he was around or not. But then poof, he was back in your life, and somehow he made you feel happier.
And now that he's gone, you don't know what to do.
You closed your eyes. Enough mourning. No, mourning isn't the right word. He isn't dead.
Or at least, you don't know. He could be dead. What if he is? What if he died, filled with regret? What if he died thinking 'oh, god. Why did I leave (Y/N)? This would've have happened. I wouldn't have gotten ran over by a tree if I didn't leave her side. Now she'll never know how much I love her'.
You smirked. Yeah, he deserved that. Then you frowned. No, why would you think that? He's your friend, you don't want him to die. Or, he was your friend. Before he got up and left you. So he does deserve that. Wait, no he doesn't! Or does he???
You groaned, and threw a pillow across the room.
Gently.
Then, you turned the other way and tried to sleep. Yeah, this is working.
.........
CRASH!!
.....
What the actual fuck.
"gOOGLE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??"
Was that... Wilford? What was he doing in your apartment?
"You told me to enter the apartment, so I did."
"yEAH, I WANTED YOU TO GET IN BY OPENING THE D O O R, GOOGLE. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO OPEN A DOOR, GOOGLE?"
"Yes."
"Well then how? How do you open a door?"
"You kick it down."
"gOOGLE!!!"
Oh jesus, they were loud. Very loud. Wait, were they breaking into your apARTMENT???
"The door was unlocked, Google. You absolute walnut."
Oh. Yeah, you forgot to lock it.
Wilford groaned. "Okay, just... come on."
You heard footsteps dawning closer to your room. Then, it stopped.
"fuCK I STUBBED MY TOE." Wilford yelled out in pain, making you snort. Wow, what an idiot.
"Do you want me to stub my toe as well?" Google spoke in his monotone voice.
"N-No. Just... come on. She should be in her bedroom."
More footsteps, and then the door creaking open. Panic filled your body as you realised what was actually happening. Were they trying to kidnap you? It was either that or they were trying to kill you. You didn't really like either of those scenarios.
"Okay, now we just have to..." Wilford wasn't able to finish, as you jumped up and unleashed your karate skills on the poor man.
You kicked him right in the gut, and then karate chopped his head.
"oW, WHAT THE FU-"
He wasn't able to finish, as you pushed him over. He flopped over on the floor like a fish, and as you felt proud of yourself, a hand grabbed you from behind and put a cloth over your nose and mouth.
Oh yeah, you forgot about Google.
Darkness consumed you as you fell unconscious.