Hi I'm the lady in the painting.. Lady for short. I've lived in this painting ever since well... I was painted. I've been hanged on this wall ever since this random Jewish dude bought me at a thrift store. It gets boring just watching all these people walking pass by you. I've never felt a connection with someone. Until one day this handsome young man walked into the room. His name was Stan(ley) Uris. I immediately fell in love. His curls looked like spaghetti. His watch looked like the brand new Rolex (hundred on my wrist). I was shocked by the thoughts I had about him. A Painting can't fall in love with a human , right ?
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Love From A Painting
HumorA love story about Stanley Uris from IT and that lady from the painting 😘😘😘😘 *this is a joke that a regret thinking of*
