LEVIHAN SURVIVAL PACKAGE

Reasons Why I Ship Levihan (Part 1)

First, I realized why I shouldn't ship Ereri. If you guys have been living under a titan and don't know what Ereri is, it's Levi and Eren in a romantic relationship. Like the most common reason why most people are against it, it's pedophilia. Shipping a 15 year old with a 34 year old is not okay. And what's super funny is that people who ship Ereri, who also don't ship Eren x Mikasa say their excuse for not shipping it is that it's incest.  

WHHHHHAAAAT? 

Eren x Mikasa isn't even incest since they are by no means related in any way, and she only lived with him for a year. And even if it was incest (which they aren't), you guys are over-hyping a pedophilia ship. So incest is super disgusting and gross (and it is!) but pedophilia is okay as long as it's between two hot dudes?   

Also, Eren and Levi have a very distant Mentor-Student relationship. But Ereri shippers start to freak out and over-hype it when the two have a basic conversation. But somehow they ignore all obvious Levihan proof... 

And let's all be honest. Most are shipping it because it's Yaoi, and what girl doesn't love hot Yaoi smut? ( Me.)  Also, ship it all you want, but be very honest with yourself. No matter how much you say "Isayama says..." or "I heard Isayama..." Ereri will never be cannon. It's just Yaoi Fanservice for Yaoi Lovers. The End. Get over yourself. Levihan has a lot more likely chance of happening than Ereri.  

Another reason: Levi isn't gay, Isayama said that in the interview. Look it up.

Ereri shippers: But Ereri could still happen! He could be bi! In another interview Isayama said that he just liked tall people.

Me: I think he was saying that because Hange's gender is not confirmed, so technically if someone thought of Hange as a male, it could still fit in the "tall people" description. And also because Isayama loves you guys enough to not hurt your ship. But that doesn't mean it will ever sail. 

Ereri shippers: But- 

Me:

Okay, enough talk with Levi's sexuality, it's a big mystery, just like the dude's age. 

I also stopped shipping Ereri because I started shipping him with someone else. With Mikasa. 

Ereri Shippers: 

I know Ereri shippers hate Mikasa and consider her and this ship toxic, but I really don't care. I have one life to live and I will ship whoever I want.  I still don't know why so many people despise her. She just loves her Eren, so what if she's a bit obsessive and emotionless? 

I know that some Ereri Shippers are triggered right now from what I have just said, and probably have just left a really triggered comment. But guess what? I'm triggered at you for not following directions and not looking at the warning I left on the very first part, weirdo. But even though you probably hate me, I still love you, my weird lovable Ereri Shipper.  

I'm not trying to say that I hate anyone. I'm just very blunt when stating my opinion. I am just a candid, straight-forward person. 

WOOOPSIE, I just realized that this whole thing is super long and stuff, and I haven't even stated why I ship Levihan so much. Oh well, I guess I'll separate this into multiple parts, with some cutey Levihan stuff in between.

If you guys have any ideas for me to do for this "package", message me or something. This is my package for you, and I want you to be happy with it.  

So anyway, if you guys have some times on your hands, you can watch the adorable Levi x Hange YouTube video above, or you could obsess and stare at this cute Levihan gif below ( that's also the cover of this package and my profile pic). Choose whichever you prefer, the option is yours.