Squirrelachu

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Pikachu walked into the walmart he was all ready to buy the xbox 1 s minecraft bundle. Then he saw her. It was Madame Squirrel. He walked up to her.

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine." he said.

She ignored him.

"Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for." he said.

"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you."

"I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me."

"Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!"

"You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business."

Madame Squirrel turned around,"Sorry? What were you saying?"

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