Sid's POV:
One day, I was at some weird old yard sale with Y/N run by some creepy ass old lady that looked like a witch.
"Is there anything you want, baby sloth?" I asked Y/N.
She shrugged and kept on looking around, until she gasped and said, "Sid, look at this!"
I walked over to the object she was pointing at, and then I couldn't believe my ugly ass hammerhead shark eyes.
IT WAS A FUCKING GAMECUBE WITH A COPY OF SHREK THE GAME HOLY SHIT
"COME ON Y/N LETS GET THIS GOD DAMN THING!" I said, going up to the register where the ugly witch bitch was reading a book called "Witches Be Trippin"
"If you want that GameCube, it'll be 50 dollars," she said bitchily.
"wHAT???$:&:! WE AINT PAYIN FOR THAT SHIT NO WAAAAAY" I screamed.
Then Y/N yelled "MINECRAFT" and punched Witch Bitch in the face as I ran away with the GameCube. Y/N soon followed suit.
"YOU LIL SHITHEADS WILL BE CUUUUURRRRRSSSSSEEEDDDD" Witch Bitch screeched
Then Y/N found a soda can and yelled "thIS BITCH EMPTY Y E E T" and threw it at Witch Bitch. She fuckin died lol
"Good thinking baby sloth" I said as I started to make out with her, tongue and all.
Then we played the GameCube and I fuckin kicked ass playing "Shrek: Extra Large" and then Y/N did the weird ass bongo thing with my ass to the beat of All-Star.
What a day.
It's a snow day woOp
This was supposed to be Genderswapped Sid and Y/N but I got lazy so sorry about letting you down I love you all so much :3
alSO I LIteRalLy TYPEd thIS whOLE CHApteR frOm my FRiCkInG 3Ds aND I FeeL so accOmPliShED HOLy crUd
In other news, I found this Gravity Falls Hamilton AU thing on Tumblr and I literally started giggling in class because I was thinking of Grenda as Maria Reynolds but you know no one cares about my life
Okay ciao for now my dudes :D
YOU ARE READING
I Can Melt Your Icy Heart (Sid the Sloth x Reader)
FanfictionY/N was just a normal sloth who had just broken up with her dumbass boyfriend, Jordan, after he cheated on her. Then, after a tragic accident, she breaks her legs. Unable to deal with any more hardship, Y/N begins to shut everyone out of her life; e...
