Balloon's POV:
I walked over to Y/N's house and quietly knocked on the door.
No answer. I got worried, so I just decided to barge into her house. Then, after searching through all the rooms in her house, I heard noises coming from the bathroom. I opened the door to find Y/N sitting on the toilet with an Iron Man mask on and a Nerf gun in her hand.
"Um...hey there, Y/N..." I said quietly.
"GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAAAAAFT!" Y/N yelled.
Then, she stopped and said, "Oh, it's just you, Balloon. I'm sorry, I thought you were Jordan...."
"Oh come on Y/N, it's okay. Say, you should go challenge Bethalissa to a bitch-off," I offered.
"Um...what's a bitch-off?"
"A bitch-off is exactly what it sounds like. Come on, time's a wasting!"
"Hold on," Y/N said, "I have to finish crapping"
Daaaaamn, that bitch could make some smelly ass turdnuggets.
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Y/N's POV:
I had four very important questions all swimming through my head at the same time.
1. What the hell was a bitch-off?
2. Why was I wearing an Iron Man mask and holding a Nerf gun while sitting on the toilet takin a shit?
3. What the hell was Balloon doing in my friggin bathroom?
4. What the frick is Minecraft?
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Bethalissa's POV:
Me and my hot ass boyfriend Jordan were making out on our sofa until I heard the door open. I yelped, and then Jordan yelled "Come in!" after cursing under his breath.
Then I saw...that bitchy sloth from Starbucks! And her thotty friend! God damn it! Right in the middle of our smokin hot makeout session!
"Y/N WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING IN OUR HOUSE?!" Jordan yelled hotly.
"I'm not here for you," she said to Jordan, "Im here for YOU."
Then she glared right at me.
That bitch's ugly face really needed a dog filter, like, daaaaamn.
Then I understood.
"IF ITS A BITCH-OFF YOU WANT, ITS A BITCH-OFF YOU ARE GONNA GET, BITCH!" I screamed.
"BRING IT ON, BITCH-ALISSA! BRING IT ON!!!!" she screamed back.
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Jordan's POV:
Damn, Y/N and Bethalissa were really going at it.
"I think I might as well be the referee for this bitch-off," I said to myself.
Then I yelled, "Are you ready, folks, for this year's bitch-off????" making Y/N's thotty friend start cheering.
"In this corner, we have my smokin hot girlfriend, my future wife, my favorite sloth to make out with and watch Monsters Inc. with, it's the one and only, amazingly gorgeous, really beautiful, super sexy...BETHALISSA!!" I said as enthusiastically as I possibly could.
Damn, Bethalissa was so hot, she deserved the best introduction ever.
Then, I said, "And in this corner we have Y/N," with as little enthusiasm as I could.
"Anyway, let the bitch-off between Bethalissa and Y/N begin!"
This bitch-off was gonna be hella good.
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Y/N's POV:
"Hey Bitch-alissa," I said, "your forehead is big as shit. From top to bottom, that's a $6 cab ride down."
"OOOOHHHHHHH" Balloon yelled.
At first I thought my forehead roast had fallen flat on its ass, but then, when I heard Bethalissa start crying, I knew it had worked.
"And that's all folks! The winner of this bitch-off is...Bethalissa!" I heard Jordan shout.
Woohoo! I showed that bitch who's boss!
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE FRICK DID HE SAY?!?!?
"Good job baby," Jordan whispered into Bethalissa's ear, as she immediately stopped crying and acted all happy and bitchy again.
"Yeah, Y/N, I won," she said snootily, "now get out. I'm the best bitch here."
"MINECRAFT" I screamed as I started to beat her up.
"NO! Y/N, STOP! THE BITCH-OFF IS OVER, BETHALISSA WON!!!" Balloon cried desperately from behind me.
"NO SHE DIDNT BALLOON! I WON, JORDANS JUST BEING A LEVEL 100 DOUCHEBAG!"
Then, Balloon had to drag me out of their house as I screamed every curse word possible.
"RUSSELL WAZOWSKI! SHIT! BITCH, YOURE A HOE! DAMN YOU BETHALISSA! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then, out of nowhere, Balloon picked me up and threw me off a cliff.
After feeling an excruciating pain in my legs, I knew I'd broken them. Then, I closed my eyes and everything went black.
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I Can Melt Your Icy Heart (Sid the Sloth x Reader)
Fiksi PenggemarY/N was just a normal sloth who had just broken up with her dumbass boyfriend, Jordan, after he cheated on her. Then, after a tragic accident, she breaks her legs. Unable to deal with any more hardship, Y/N begins to shut everyone out of her life; e...
