Sid's POV:
It was around Christmas time, and Y/N was really excited. She loved the lights, the presents, the holiday songs, but most importantly, she fucking loved that one time when I put a Santa hat on my ass. She was moaning and screaming "YES SIDDY DADDY" and all that shit.
Oh yes.
One day, I woke up to find that Y/N wasn't snuggling up against my hairy chest. I looked around the room and called her name, but I didn't hear anything. Oh no, I'd lost my thot!
Y/N's POV:
Okay guys, I have a confession to make.
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Damn you're patient.
Anyways...my confession is...well...don't laugh...I have a kink.
It's not like Sid's kink. Oh hell naw, his buttock kink is annoying as shit.
I have...a dentist kink.
Like, dentists turn me on.
But pretending to be a dentist...oH YES SENPAI
PRETENDING TO BE A DENTIST REALLY REALLY TURNS ME ON OKAY
So one day, I snuck out to the store while Siddy was asleep and bought some toy dolls to add to my secret collection.
Then, I quietly made my way to the bathroom and took out a few of the dolls I'd bought, and then, I took out my secret hammer and whispered to the doll "Now, this won't hurt a bit."
Then, out of nowhere, Sid barged through the door with a full on fucking elf costume on screaming "whY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE"
"Just fixing these dolls' teeth, Siddy"
"NOW LISTEN WE HAVE DOLLS THAT CRY, WALK, TALK, BLINK, AND RUN A TEMPERATURE, WE DONT NEED ANY FUCKING CHEWING DOLLS YOU CUNT"
"I just...thought I'd found a way to fit in"
"yoU'Ll nEVER FIT IN, YOU COME TO PRACTICE AND LEARN HOW TO WIGGLE YOUR EARS AND CHUCKLE WARMLY AND SAY SHIT LIKE HEE HEE, HO HO, OH YES SIDDY DADDY, AND ALL THAT IMPORTANT STUFF. A DENTIST! GOOD FUCKING GRIEF!?:!:?/
Then we had sex and Sid put twO FUCKING SANTA HATS ON HIS BUG FAT ASS AHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY PUSSSSSYYYYYYY and it was the best Christmas ever.
(Holy frick I laughed so hard making that last paragraph)
MERRY CHRYSLER MY DUDES
I got a ton of sketchbooks and good pens and colored pencils, so YEET
Also I got one of those dank water bottles that mists your face yEAh
AND I SOMEHOW CONVINCED MY MOM TO BUY ME BATHBOMBS SO I CAN
C Ron Ch ™ them
Ciao for now my merry dudes :)
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I Can Melt Your Icy Heart (Sid the Sloth x Reader)
FanficY/N was just a normal sloth who had just broken up with her dumbass boyfriend, Jordan, after he cheated on her. Then, after a tragic accident, she breaks her legs. Unable to deal with any more hardship, Y/N begins to shut everyone out of her life; e...
