I see a television set connected to the X-box, so I decided I should play some Fuse. "I'll stick you in a room with my cat," - Jacob said to Dalton. For some reason, I hear a meowing behind me.
It's just Seth. He's meowing all over the place. "Are you okay? Do you need a hospital? A mental hospital? A cat hospital? A vet? Anything?"
"I'm finding Dory, *meow* *hiss*" Seth said speaking cat. Luckily, I understand animals fluently.
I see a lock on the door of the van and, in the corner, a rack of guns! How stupid could these pedophiles get?
I take a fully loaded savager, take the safety off, pull the trigger, and break the lock, causing the van to swerve and end up at the side of the road, pulled over.
The idiots must've suspected something. They're catching on! Now we have to get out of there. "You still finding Dory? Stop, we need to get out of this wretched place."
Seth runs out of the back of the van like a little kitten, getting caught by a powerful force with big bones. They must drink a lot of milk.
He holds Seth by the neck with one hand. Gee, I thought Seth was a big person, look at that guy.
As mister guy with big hands interrogates Seth, I sneak out of the van, only to be caught by the lank guy. "Where do you think you're going?" He asks acting all manly and scary, when really I could just step on him. I did just that.
I punched him in the face using not as much force as I would normally do and knocked him out, wow, people are weak.
I always keep a utility knife with me just in case, so I take it out of my pocket, and slash the tires (little holes so its not so loud) on one side of the car.
I go sprinting into the forest looking for something to help Seth break through the hulk hands. I couldn't find anything so I'm going back to find a guy laying on the ground unconscious, and Seth using his dark magic to wipe his memory.
If Seth has dark magic, does that mean that I have rainbow magic? AWESOME
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Glitter In The Park
RandomI used to live a 'normal' life, well at least MY 'normal' life, until I found a glint of something shiny in the corner of my eye..... dun dun dun!