Happy Birthday!!

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Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday to me,

I'm a hundred and three,

I still go to play school,

And I want my mommy!

My mommy's at work,

She hired a jerk,

She hired a monkey

To do my homework!

The monkey went mad

And blew up my dad

And that is the end of the story!

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(My friend told me I should put this one on: it's her song but she insisted, so... @Lauryn&Ashley)

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