Confessions of a Rosser

Before continuing:

➸ this is a re-write.
➸ you do not have to have read the morganville
series to understand this au [alternative-universe] book.
➸ as stated, this is an au, meaning, for those morganville
fans out there, some of the events in this book may be true
to the series, or may be altered or made up.
➸ thank you, please enjoy! x

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There are a few things in my life that I consider very bizarre.

My best and only friend is a complete and utter jackass and lures girls in on a daily basis like he's some sort of ginormous chick magnet.

My mathematics teacher thinks that it is actually considered cool to say "funky" and throw her thumbs up at any student who gets above seventy per cent in her surprise algebra quizzes.

And - oh. Right.

The town that I'm living in is run by pale-faced freaks.

Yeah, welcome to my life.

Confessions of a Rosser.