It was a super hot and spicy day in the woods, it was so spicy that wirt ripped his shirt off and revealed his super hot bod. You gasp and say " WIRT CHAN FUCK ME WITH UR DIAMOND MINECRAFT DICK SWORD UWU >//.\\<"
Wirt, with his kawaii muscles and his kawaii blusu, says " okAY Y/N LETS GET GREG AND MAKE IT AN ORGY PILE!!1!1!1!! "
That mad u mad bc u wanted wirt sama all 2 urself, so ur like 😤 😤 😤
And then u get an idea to kill greg so u grab wirt chans dick sword and stabs greg with it
" DIE U WHORE"
And then greg dies and then you and wirt sama teleport to skyrim, a great place for a fuckery, and record ur fuckings and post it on pornhub.