Teacher: Okay, so I'm new here, so I need to know everyone's intelligence level.
Class: *Nods Dumbly*
Teacher: Please stand up if you think your dumb.
Jimmy: *Stands*
Teacher: What's your name sweetheart?
Jimmy: Jimmy.
Teacher: Okay Jimmy, why do you think your dumb?
Jimmy: Oh, I don't think I'm dumb.
Teacher: Then why did you stand up?
Jimmy: Because I felt bad that you were the only one standing.
Me: APPLY THE BURN CREAM STAT!
