The Union Square Misadventures I

What the fuck - Chapter 4

The boy woke up with a tremendous hangover, and the girl was gone. Out and about, doing something the boy didn't know about. Probably at art school or something

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN', the fuck happened last night? Oh yeaaahhh I got laid, wooooot. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. the boy sings to himself

Little by little, the boy pieces the puzzle of last night together. He educates himself on some of the pimp moves he pulled at Union Square

Wow I was a real cool dude, shit.. and now talking to myself doesn't feel so weird. Cuz I'm a guy who gets laid.. awww yeah. I gotta tell somebody

The boy rushes out of his room, into the kitchen where his roommate is smoking a fat blunt.

Yo, was good homie

Mannnnnnnn. he says with a gigantic smile

you got laid.

The boy looks at him for slightly too long for a comfortable stable eye contact

yea

Dude, we've known each other for 3 years and you never come in here smiling like some fool on crack. You're usually making something to eat and booking it to your room, you don't even talk to me for more than 5 minutes.

Well I needed to tell someone, she was so BAD man. 

Yeah I peeped that, she was a fine piece of ass bro. Congrats

The boy looks at the blunt, and says 

you mind if I partake in that?

the boys roommate takes a huge pull and says

it's extra dank. before coughing up a lung

thanks

The boy takes a couple of massive hits, and says 

whoa

I warned you man, my dealer was scared to name it so he just said, be careful when I picked it up

Damn.... the boy can't even 

Yo, so how was she? Did she give you head before hand or something?

Nah we just went at it like chimpanzees. the boy laughs

That's wassup

sorry if we were too loud

nah man i'm just happy you got a girl over finally, I thought you were trying to hook up with my brother or some shit. the roommate laughs

Fuck you man. the boy laughs hysterically

 They both sit there taking in the moment, as well as the blunt that periodically keeps getting smaller. With smoke throughout the kitchen, as meditative as can be. They both keep there glances at their phones for a while. The boys roommate puts on a song that the boy didn't know he needed to hear until that very second. They both nod their head to the beat for a few minutes. 

Well i'm out, maybe i'll get lucky tonight.

Hey. You never know. The boy gives his roommate a wink

His roommate walks away, gets his shit together and leaves out of the door

The boy is stoned at this point. He has nowhere to be, and doesn't even know how he still lives there. He's just contemplating finding this girl again and seeing if she was serious about the marriage stuff. The boy was never a guy who thought about starting a life with a girl, or even tying the rope with someone. He was a singular human who never even wanted to have friends, he just wanted to live a life worth living. After last night he was reluctant about his whole life. Something happened to him, that made him want a wife and kids and a car and a stupid dog that would greet him at the door.