The Union Square Misadventures I

chapter 6- batshit

The boy and girl get back to the girls house when suddenly a woman who looks like the femail version of Kramer from seinfeld comes into the room

Hello my name is Anna, how are you today? The girl asks

Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Sebastian.

I asked how you were doing? Anna questions

Well umm.. Im doing good, had a good day

Yeah? I have these new scissors, i want to test them, im trying to get some cutting experience

The boy looks startled. He would never let this freaky girl get near his head with scissors, so he trys to explain

Heh no thanks i'm growing it out

Aww.. I was hoping to cut some guys, ive already done a bunch of girls..

Jasmine, have you ever gotten cut by Anna? He asks

No. I'm growing mine out too. She says in a annoyed voice

Anna starts explaining every detail of how she cuts hair for 20 minutes while the boy kindly sits there and nods his head. He looks at Jasmine and she fell asleep. The lady sits uncomfortably close to the boy, touching his leg with her leg

Did you know Jasmine leaves her panties in the bathroom all the time?

Oh really? Sebastian acts genually interested for the first time in their entire conversation

Yeah and her used tampons are always in the trash.. I like to flush mine, but she just leaves them there on display.

Wow that's something.. He starts getting peeved

Let me know when you decide to cut that mop, i'll cut you good.

Every time she says something about cutting the boys hair all he can do is imagine her stabbing his brain with sharp scissors

Yeah i'll definately do that.

Anna walks away
The boy, now sitting there confused, like what the fuck just happened.

I have to get the fuck out of here. The boy whispers to himself

He gets up completely forgetting his new girlfriend is sleeping right there on the couch. Remembering how his intimacy happened before, he has a fantastic idea.
The boy starts to take the girls shoes off and once they come off, he lays her down gently on the couch and goes out looking for a blanket.
The boy walks out and opens a door.
Anna is in the room, staring at the boy as if shes looking through his soul

Hey sorry I was looking for the bathroom

I know why youre here. Anna says in a expressionless voice

Nono i was looking for the bathroom. Have you seen it? I have to use the bathroom, its my first time here I dont know where the bathroom is.

Dont worry, I won't say anything to Jasmine.

The boy closes her door and starts thinking about how weird that was.

Whatever I'll just go into any other room, now that I know where not to go

He finally finds the closet, there are towels and bath cloths. Like 50 of these things. The face on the boy is beyond confused. So he goes into the next closet, it has clothes and more clothes. He digs through for a while, and finds panties

Woah these are hot..

Anna walks in
What are you doing with my under pants?

What? No I was looking for the bathroom. Sorry I didnt know this was your closet. I have to go.