Chapter 4

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"Dipper! Shut up I'm trying to concentrate!" Mabel complained, trying to click all of the correct buttons on the cheap guitar. "I don't need to concentrate, so neither do you." he stated with his eyes practically glued to the TV screen. "Hey! Will is awake, and we are both hungry. Can you bring us some food?" a voice boomed in the boys head. "Not right this second," he mumbled as he missed at least a dozen notes. "Ha!" Mabel was now winning instead of Dipper. "Who are you talking to, by the way?" she asked.

"No one." Dipper said over the game. "But I'm hungryyyyyyy!" Bill complained within his head. The brunette groaned in annoyance as his attention was taken away from the game. "I'm busy!" he thought instead of saying it aloud to make his sister anymore suspicious than she already looked. That's when Mabel started screaming out the lyrics to the song they were currently playing. "Hey, Mabel. Can we take a short break after this?" he rapidly clicked the buttons on the controller in attempt to beat his sister, but failed in the end. "Sure Dipstick!" she said joyfully and set the controller on the couch. "Thanks."

Dipper shut the door quietly behind him as he entered his room. "What do you two want to eat?" the teenager place a hand on his hip and stared at the two demons. "Anything. But Will's a vegetarian. Weirdo..." Bill mumbled the last part to his brother. "Yeah," Will sighed as he leaned against the wall. "So if I brought you a kitten, you would eat it?" Dipper raised an eyebrow. "No!" Bill scoffed. "You'd have to cook it first!" he cackled as he fell over onto his back. "You're disgusting.." Will scowled at his brother in disgust. The brunette, of course, looked terrified.

When Bill's laughter died down, he smiled at Dipper. "You look cute when you're terrified," he commented, causing the human's face to heat up. For a moment, he almost believed the demon, almost saying "thank you." but he found someone like him to be the opposite of cute. The only words he would believe described him were ugly, hideous, horrifying, and other words along that line.
After reading his mind and expression, Bill's own expression saddened tremendously. "Hahaha. Stop being a jerk," Dipper scowled as he excited the room.

"What was that about?" Mabel asked with both hands on her hips as she stared at her twin. "Why are you stalking me?"
"He was clearly flirting with you!" she exclaimed, completely ignoring his previous question. "And what do you do? You tell him to stop being a jerk." she put her head in her hand. "What am I going to do with you, child?" she mumbled before walking away, clearly disappointed. Dipper stood there, extremely confused as to what his sister was getting at, or if she was even trying to get at something. He stood there for a minute, trying to remember what he was trying to do. "Food, you oblivious teenager," Bill's voice rang in his head. "And stop thinking so much, you're giving me a headache," he complained. Dipper groaned and started walking down the hallway.

"Pizza. Why not?" Dipper picked the whole box of left over pizza from the fridge and made sure no one seen him do it. He let out a sigh of relief before scurrying up the stairs and into his room. Dipper put the whole box in front of Will, who looked up questionably. "Veggie lovers pizza," he answered.

"Go wash your hands," the brunette demanded the demons. "Oh yeah? And why should I?" Bill crossed his arms. Though his brother was reluctant, Will listened and went to wash his hands in the bathroom connected to the room. Convenient.

Dipper got so close to Bill's face to the point they were almost touching noses. "Because I said to," he said in the most demanding voice he had. What surprised him, is that the demon actually backed up and gulped before getting to his feet. He followed his brother into the bathroom, though his eyes were still stuck on the brave teenager.

"Um.. Dipper?" Bill called from the bathroom. "Yeah?" he responded. "I-I don't know how to wash my hands...?" he laughed nervously. "You have got to be kidding be right now," his eyes widened as he slowly approached the bathroom. "As much as I want to be kidding you, I'm not," the demon said regretfully. "Can't you get Will to help you?" the boy called from outside the door. "He doesn't like touching people." he said angrily, which made Dipper feel bad, because the statment madenhim feel as if he had done something terribly wrong. "Oh. Can I come in?"

"Yeah." Bill was biting his bottom lip while staring at the sink. Will walked past Dipper and into his bedroom. The brunette turned the knob, causing water to shoot out of the faucet. He looked up at the blue haired man to see the most shocked expression he had ever seen. "Woah! What kind of black magic is this?" he backed up against the wall. Dipper found the situation funny, but he wanted to slap Bill for being the "all knowing being" and not knowing that water came out of a faucet. "Put your hands under the water."
"No."
"Why not?"
"It's evil!" he frowned, still against the wall. Dipper sighed in frustration. "Why do I have to do this again?"
"Because I don't know how much deer teeth have been in your hand." the brunette said bluntly as he grabbed the demons wrists and forced his hands under the water. "Oh my god! It's so cold I love it!" he gasped in amazement, causing the teen to laugh. "Move your hands over so I can show you how to wash your hands."
"No."
"Why?"
"It's all mine."
"It's poisoned." he blurted out. Bill immediately removed his hands from the water, and Dipper moved his hands underneath it.

He grabbed the soap and rubbed it within his hands, causing bubbles to go everywhere. Dipper rinsed all of the bubbles off quickly and backed away from the sink. Bill continued to stare in shock at what the human had just done. "You lied to me!"
"Oops."

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