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unknown number
do you like bacon? wanna strip

sam
pls go away

unknown number
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

sam
pls go away

maybe: joey
hi my name's joey. remember it because you'll be screaming it tonight

sam
well joey, my name's sam & i'm asking you to fuck off

joey
why would i fuck off when i could fuck you instead?

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