joey
they say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, wanna fight?
sam
no.
joey
i like every bone in your body
sam
aw
joey
especially mine
sam
fuck off
joey
if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
sam
0 & die please
joey
wanna spend the night at my house? the couch may not pull out but i do
sam
bye
joey
baby don't go
sam
why do you text me this shit
joey
honestly i have no idea
sam
then stop
joey
nah baby, but quick question
sam
what
joey
nudes?
