Short Stories

Papi

A new year's eve, just like this one, I was sent to Walmart with my cousin and her grandpa. I say her grandpa because it was her father's father and her father is not part of my family. She calls her grandpa Papi. Well, Papi likes to wonder off. Every five minutes I was asking "Where's Papi?" The thing here was that Walmart was packed. Which means lots of boys. Which means lots of self centered homo sapiens that whenever someone says Papi they turn around thinking they're talking about them. Basically, every time I said "Papi, where's Papi?" a guy would turn around and stare.

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