Barry has been coming to visit Shrek for a few weeks now, and Fiona is beginning to get suspicious of them. Barry came over again today, but Fiona decided that this time, she would spy on them to see what's going on. As Shrek led Barry into the house, Fiona quietly followed close behind, and looked in through the window. Shrek was talking shit about her! Fiona was pretty pissed, but kept quiet, and kept watching. Shrek continued to talk shit about Fiona and the kids, but what really got Fiona, was that they were Kissing! And in a way that looked like they might do something else, too... Fiona went around, and kicked the door in. "SHREK!" Fiona screamed. "AH! F-Fiona! It's not what it looks like!" Shrek yelled. Barry got mad, and stung Fiona. "Ow! You little bastard!" Fiona yelled as she flicked Barry off her arm, removing his stinger, and flinging him at the wall. "Barry!" Shrek yelled, as he ran over to him. Barry was unconscious. "No..." Shrek began to cry. Fiona came up behind him, and kicked him out of the way. Shrek was flung a few feet away from Barry, and he watched in horror as Fiona stepped on him. "BARRY!!!!!!!!!!!" Shrek screamed. Fiona turned her foot, until there was just smushed bug and a yellow sweater. "Fiona...How...Could you?" Shrek cried. Quite easily, since you've been talking shit." Fiona then went over and slapped Shrek in the face, and then kicked him in the dick. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shrek yelled at the top of his lungs. "I'm leaving, Shrek. And I'm taking the kids with me. I hope you're happy." Fiona said as the left the house, and called the kids to come with her. Shrek was left all alone in the house, unless you count Barry's corpse. Shrek cried himself to sleep, but woke up the next morning as happy as he could be. because everything has gone back to normal, just him and his swamp. Just the way he likes it.
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Shrek x Barry Bee Benson (THIS IS A JOKE)
FanfictionOne day, Barry decided to go and visit Shrek at his swamp. Over the last few days, it's been pretty tough for Barry, so he decided that Shrek was the one he would go to first. Little did he know, things weren't going so well down at the swamp, and...
