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Rant- What I would say to Halts brother. ( Smart Version)

What I would say if I ever met Halts brother:

Ferris: Who are you?
Me: Oh look! It's a spoiled brat!
Ferris: how dare you address me like that!
Me: very easily.
Ferris: What is your name?
Me: I would say 'your worst nightmare' but that's really annoying these days. Samantha N.-
Ferris: I don't need your full name!!
Me: Oh, Sam is just fine then.
Ferris: Why are you here, Sam.
Me: Easy. To annoy you. Like a spoiled brat.
Ferris: ah, well I must agree you are a brat, but I'm not spoiled or a brat.
Me: says the person who thought his brother cheated him to be the heir of the throne and ended up with several accounts of attempted murder.
Ferris: I did no such thing! He was killed when he was just a child. It was tragic.
Me: ' I did no such thing!' You say? You A) poisoned him but got the amounts wrong which got him violently ill. Attempted murder. B) shoved roof tiles on him but ended up scratching his leg pretty bad. Attempted murder. C) tried to drown. Attempted murder. Then when that failed you told him he could either kill himself or run. Instigating Attempted Suicide.
Ferris: I did nothing of the sort!
Me: Oh really? Ask the witness.
Ferris: t-there was a witness?
Me: yes, two actually. Halt and your little sister.
Ferris: well I can't ask either of them cause their both dead.
Me: you sick twisted bastard. IF YOU JUST TALKED NONE OF THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN!!
ferris: I DESERVE THE THRONE MORE THAN HALT! HE NEVER DESERVED IT!!
Me: He's a reasonable person you guys could've shared! You both could be the King! Halts only seven minutes older, you guys look the same-well you guys are identical twins- nobody would know the difference!!
Ferris: Get her out of my sight.
Me: Unless you want to feel like a sadatisc bastard toward me then I suggest you shut your spoiled ass mouth and listen you brat.
Ferris: I'm not going to listen to you anymore.
Me: ha that's ok with me I'll Get you to talk to me.
Me: Ya know I'm gonna say a quote from the halt in the 8th book of the Rangers Apprentice Seris, ' I really don't care if that Tennyson person drags Ferris of the throne screeching. But that means *enters the name of new home * is in danger. And I'm not letting that happen.'
Ferris: ...
Me: He has a beautiful wife. He even has Will, whose like a son to him. Come on Ferris why are you doing this?
Ferris:...
Me: He has a quiet space in the woods where--it's not everyday but-- nobody bothers. He respected. He has great friends who never knew about his past cause they don't go prying into it.
Ferris:..
Me: Ferris listen to me. He found people who actually loved him. He not the unsmiling grizzled ranger he's always been why? Because he has people who love him for him. Not the love you get from everyone out there in Clonmel because your the King.
Ferris:.
Me: it's not too late. You can apologize. I can deliver a letter or something to him and say I was witness to you writing it. Ferris talk to me.
Ferris: non of what you said makes me regret my desicions.
Me: Well from the cracks in your voice I can tell you do regret your desicions
Ferris:!
Me: I told you I would make you talk to me.
Ferris: Fine you got me. Anything else?
Me: for now? No. Later when I learn more yes.

This whole thing was truthfully me. No faking my own sass or logic. I used what I would say exactly. I really didn't know how Ferris would react so that's why I just guessed for him.