Kermit's eyes narrowed menacingly as Jar Jar leaned closer to the severed rod. "Do it, bitch."
"I-" Jar Jar fumbled for words, for courage, for anything. "I can't do it."
Steve, still wincing in pain, sighed in relief.
"You can," Kermit aimed his lightsaber over Jar Jar's head. "And you will."
"I'll sprigeo you!!" The twink cried. "Emperor Maria Brooks will have your head."
Sprigeo was the worst you could do to another being. The word got straight to the Emperor's desk, and matters would be handled...privately.
"Aha, you petty fool," the frog smirked. "Maria Brooks won't have my head, because Maria Brooks gave me head less than an hour ago."
"No!" Jar Jar shrieked, clenching the lifeless, amputated anaconda.
"Fine, Binks," Kermit sighed sarcastically. "If you won't suck like a good boy, I'll have to use the Force and do things myself."
Kermit the Frog's eyes darkened as he held up his hand. In a swift motion, Jar Jar Binks was flipped onto his knees, his hole exposed for all to see.
"Stop," Steve groaned, tears forming in his eyes.
"What was that, No Dick?" The jedi frog laughed.
"I said STOP!" Like a flame coming to life, the senator shot up through the air and hovered over the startled frog. Closing his eyes, Senator Steve Buscemi demolished the entire bathroom with the power of the Force. He raised his arms majestically, the movement setting Jar Jar back on his feet and the severed cock back in the possession of its owner. The chode reattached itself to Steve, and grew three sizes like the Grinch on Christmas.
Kermit's eyes widened, and he fled the scene, too scared to face Buscemi's wrath.
"Eat my ass, cuck!" The acclaimed senator called after him. The Force dropped him back on the floor, where Jar Jar was crouching.
The alien looked up, with love in his eyes and his heart. "Run away with me."
TO BE CONTINUED
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Mesa Loves You - Steve Buscemi X Jar Jar Binks Fanfiction
Comédie"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
