it (2017) imagines

[05]: stanley uris + richie tozier

five.

[ in which richie teases stan in front of you ]

eddie, richie, and bill walked down the hall talking about stan's bar mitzvah.

you and stan rush out of the class to catch up with your friends.

richie immediately starts flirting with you, stan's girlfriend, as bill asks stanley what happens at the bar mitzvah.

"h-hey!" stan flicks richie in the back of the head and bill continues talking.
"it says they slice the tip of your d-dick off."

richie is quick to jump in, "yea and i think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants and go 'where's the meat'!" richie laughs and holds up a hand, asking you for a high five.

you hold back a smile and shake your head at him as stanley rolls his eyes and explains, "at the bar mitzvah, i read from the torah and then i make a speech and suddenly i become a man."

richie continues blabbing while stan gives you a look of apology and you quickly wink before richie noticed and the jokes start back up.