Lovers of Black and Blonde

Gruesome and Lustful

"I haven't been on a date in years." Mihawk grunted.

Shanks chuckled rolling onto his back putting his phone between his shoulder and ear.

"Your just being a woose, just go out and have a good time. But not too much fun, it's the first date." Shanks hummed.

Mihawk sat in his car at the strip mall, his eyes flicking between person to person finding his date. But none of the blondes matched the face of his date.

"I don't know what to say or do or-"

"Re-fucking-lax." Shanks said, "You will know when the time comes."

"How do I still not know if this is a prank?"

"He kissed you, you guys made out in your office. First make out sessions then blow jobs under-"

"Stop it."

Shanks chuckled sitting up when his door opened, Benn tossed his keys onto the dish next to the door before shrugging off his coat.

"Benny!" Shanks chimed.

"Let me talk to him." Mihawk said.

Shanks frowned, "Hey we-"

Benn held his hand out to Shanks before he handed over the phone. He pressed the phone to his cheek before sitting on the bed.

"Hey, what's up?" Benn asked.

"I'm going on a date. I need help and your horn dog of a husband isn't helping."

Benn chuckled, "Just be yourself, I mean you gotten this far without lifting a finger and the kid already is head over heels for you."

Mihawk perked up to the phone buzzing to another call. He put the phone back to his cheek for a moment.

"I have to go I'm getting another call."

Benn chuckled, "Go get em tiger."

He hung up as he turned to Shanks, stuck in his shirt. He was able to lift his shirt over his head, but is stuck in the shirt. Benn pursed his lips before he smirked to an idea.

"I'll fuck you like that then."

Mihawk answered the phone call, "Hello?"

"Oh good you answered," Sanji sighed, "I'm almost there, traffic is awful."

"Oh, well, what movie did you want to see?"

Sanji hummed, "I'm okay with pretty much anything. You go get the tickets, and don't worry about snacks, I've hidden some."

Mihawk smirked softly, "Really? Where?"

His smirk disappeared as Sanji went quiet.

"Not anywhere you think. I'll be there soon, behave yourself."

They both hung up as Mihawk sent a cursed text to Shanks. Then he got out of the car.

Mihawk stood outside the movie theater holding some tickets to a movie he hoped they would enjoy. Sanji was an adult knowing that the movies of horror were fake and no one was really hurt in them. Even if he did find them scary he would reassure it's a movie.

"I'm here, I'm here." Sanji chimed.

Mihawk turned to him as Sanji was dressed up in a loose button up and skinny black jeans. He slipped his hand with Mihawks and smiled up at him.

"Sorry, traffic sucked."

Mihawk smirked, "You snuck out didn't you?"

Sanji purred as he leaned closer to him, "Maybe a little."

He rumbled leaning in brushing there lips together, he kissed him softly before pulling back.

"Come on, we are going to miss the movie."

Sanji purred as they headed into the theater. The ticket man ripped off the tops of there tabs. He motioned to the theater they were at and went to the theater. Sanji and Mihawk were one of the only couples in there. The two of them headed to the back middle before plopping down before the projector. Mihawk pulled the arm rest behind them as Sanji scooted closer into Mihawk's side. Who wrapped his arm around Sanji's shoulders. He watched as Sanji rummage in his coat pockets for bags of snacks, chips, soda, pretzels, and a bag of popcorn. Along with a bag of chocolate candies. He handed one to Mihawk before cuddling back into his side.

"You really do come prepared don't you?" Mihawk whispered.

"In more ways than one." Sanji purred.

"It will be a while before we get that far."

"It seems like you have gotten there already. Shanks told me about your little, dream."

Mihawk tensed, "Wh-"

"Sh the movies starting."

He sighed as Sanji held his hand while resting on his shoulder. Sanji figured it was a romantic movie. A nice couple meeting and then falling in love before moving into a house. They have some kids before a box is on there doorstep. That's when Sanji realized it wasn't a romance movie.

He clutched onto Mihawk's side as there was a blood curdling scream. Then there was blood having him bury himself into Mihawk's neck. He perked up to that as Sanji was watching the movie from the crease of his neck. Mihawk tilted up his chin as he kissed him softly. Sanji kissed back before it turned into a full on make out session. Mihawk pulled Sanji closer while his fingers tugged at his shirt slightly. Sanji pulled back with a soft rumble.

"Do scary movies turn you on?" Sanji whispered with a smirk on his lips.

"I was just trying to take your mind off the movie."

"Well, it worked."

Sanji kissed him once more continuing there make out session.