Daisies and Lilies || Hiro x Reader x Tatsu

Day: 009

"MAAAASSSSAAAAATTTTOOOOOOOO!" Clearly stretching his name out to annoy him.

He popped his head out from the kitchen, face full of meat. He mumbled something but more likely it was "what."

"Finish our sandwich and explain this foreign joke to me." You said, glancing at the card.

Literally one hour later Masato came out with food on the table.

"Hoe, you better not tell me that you took one hour to make a damn sandwich." You glared at him.

"I did."

"Your mother didn't even take that long to make you."

"Dont talk about her!"

"Dont spend an hour to make a sandwhich. Two pieces of bread, meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and chips in it! How hard is that?"

"Unless you're allergic to something and cross contamination happens."

"Stop being you, and explain this to me!" You said, eating your sandwich. Your eyes widened as the greatest thing splurged in your mouth. "You will make a great housewife, Masato."

"Okay, so, it says: Long ago, the chief came to tell us about the full moon. But, he was too late because our friend mooned us and it was a life threatening thing. Right?"

You nodded your head.

"Well, I have heard similiar stories. My Native American friend tells me that alllllll the time when I fart." Masato said.

"The same one?"

"Not exactly. Just the chief came to tell us a wind as powerful as a tornado will wipe out everyone. Then I fart, and she laughs like crazy."

"Farts are funny."

"Indeed it is."

"Masato."

"What?"

"I have to tell that guy you were with at the store the other day, of what I do for a living. I don't want to tell him I own a bar. He caught me with the supplies. I don't want him to be a secret stalker or something. I don't want him to find me, and I know I'm being really careful, but there is nothing wrong with that."

"You could say you are the supplier for bars around. That you just work something related to a bar." He told you.

"Genius, Masato. Now, let's watch the movie."

"Hmmm."