Short Stories

Hell - satan

Heaven and hell do exist
After death, but you can
Choose in which you go.
You jokingly answer hell
And after you arrive there,
You hear Satan saying:
"Finally, someone, a friend!"

"Finally, someone, a friend!"
"Wait... so theres never been anyone who chose hell before me?" I say confused, did seriously everyone who ever loved want to go to heaven?
"Well yeah, heaven is the most popular choice, even though it's just some angels in white with some dancing and music..." Satan says, with a hint of loneliness, a bit soft.
"You're uhm... different? Than I expected you to be Satan"
"Yeah, god doesn't really like me that much, just because I loved him more than I loved humanity...
Anyways you can call me Lucifer if you like"
"Okay luci, sure, by the way is the tale about cerberus true? The three headed dog?"
"Oh yeah, Cerberus is indeed a three headed dog, but don't worry, like me, he's described differently on earth than how he is here"
"Oh good I almost thought I could've been eaten by him" I say, still quite nervous.
This is Satan, the devil, a normal man.
How would Cerberus look like here?
"Anyways, do you want to feast, like a... a welcome party, because you chose me and Cerberus over heaven and angels, like normal people?"
"Sure" I say, as a tiny three headed puppy, not bigger than a corgi, walks up to us, ready to spend eternity with two people instead of one,
I love hell.