One of those telemarters called me and I wrote down the convo... (warning: Ashlyness ahead, the most vulgar thing in this world.)
Marketer: Hello. What is your name and how many live in your household?
Me: Big Poppas whore house, what do you want?
Marketer: What is your name?
Me: We have an exclusive where we make the girls run through bubbles before coming to your house, after we put fancy hats on them.
Marketer: Not business!
Me: Address? Getting three blonds ready for you.
Marketer: Your name, miss?
Me: Big Poppa. Extra sexy.
Marketer: Name please.
Me: Sending the girls over, they have feather hats on.
Marketer: No No!
Me: They have bags with random items in them if you wanna get kinky...
*he hung up*
I don't think anyone will be surprised I did this... ;)
