how to annoy a football fan

six.

[ reminding someone what their club lost by mentioning a specific event on a specific date ]

"Hey Addy, BVB lost to Bayern in the UCL final of 2012. How stupid, Dortmund is such a shit club. They are so freaking bad. They should be banished from football."

Oh no, no, no dear brother, it's you who should be banished from the surface of the earth.

Ha fucking ha.

It ticks me off when people do this. Like, stop reminding me about the horrible moments when my favourite clubs lost. Trust me, it was hard the first time I had to witness it, you bringing it up again would not help it.

By the way, no one calls BVB shit. If they do, then they are shit, Shrek's shit.

Savage, I know.

Please stop doing this.

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