how to annoy a football fan

eight.

[ you never touch their marchandise ]

If you touch my wear my real madrid jersey, let alone touch it, or get withing a ten feet radius of it, chances of me murdering you are probably 100/100, which, if you further simplify leads to the probability 1, the highest probability, if you've studied that in Maths.

Here's the thing.

You never touch a football fan's  shit. Not their team jerseys, not their key chains, not their photos of footballers even.

Like no.

You don't do it.

Just, don't.

It gets a fan hyped up and it's not a pretty sight to watch their temper hit the fucking roof. My brother once wore my real madrid shirt, it was actually a bit too small for him but nevertheless, being the idiot he was, he wore it anyway and I remember that day we had a huge fight and I didn't talk to him for two days.

Please don't do this.

Let us remain in our comfort zone.

Football for hope.

Peace.