How I met Your mother

Chapter 1

Ted pov
Kids I am going to tell you the story of How I met Your mother.
[theme song]
Its 2005 in New York
I went to the café under my apartment. The café was called: The Maclaren's . I ordered a beer and sat on the couch. I went to the toilet weird but true story that's the first I met Your uncle Barney. In that time I was a loser I thought that beards were in the trend. But your uncle Barney he was a really cool dude. He was always suited up. So after I met Barney on the toilet he came to me and said: "Ted I am going to be your wingman I help you to be cooler" I just laughed. Then the game "have you met ted started" Every time a woman came to us Barney said: "have you met ted?" Then that night I met a woman she was so beautiful I knew she was the one. And no she's not your mother like I said it's a long story. So Barney said "have you met Ted?" And me and Robin yes your aunt Robin, talked and then I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime she said maybe. Oh yes I am so smart let's go introduce my best friend Marshall and his girlfriend Lily. So Marshall and Lily are living in my apartment, it's always a mess in our apartment but those times were very nice. But sometimes I wished I had my own apartment because Lily and Marshall do it like 3 times a day and not only in their room...