Sorry for the wait.
Harry , Dean , Seamus, Fred, George, Cho, Neville, Rita , Molly, ,Percy and Ron were just reading a note from Dumbledoor and reading the script they had just gotten. All the said people gave Albus a quick nod of the head and went back stage. They had a play to do.
(The curtain goes up)
Harry takes a blue headband off.
Ron stares at his scar.
Harry: What
Ron: Omg your Har-
Ron : Your Harry...Harry ( Ron points at Harry )
Seamus : Bloody hell it's harry pooott
Everybody (except harry): Yeeah ( and they jump and go over to Harry. )
Seamus: Seamus Finnigan is the name, Mr Pot. God, this is a real treat, a real treat Mr Pot. ( Gives harry a handshake )
Harry: Nice to meet you, Seamus
Dean: Yo, what up man , my name's Dean Thomas. You want some bubbleguuum
Harry: Yeah, I love bubblegum
Neville: Will you sign my Harry Potter-poster , Mr Potter ( the poster is a picture of a baby with a lightening scar)
Harry: Uh...sure , who should I make it out to
Neville: Neville Longbottom, sir
Harry: Eh, okay. Shlongbottom
Everybody: hahahaha...
Cho: Ni hao, Harry Potter. My name is Cho Chang y'all.
You should stop by the Ravenclaw House sometime
Harry: Ron, what's going on here?
Everyone's treating me like I'm... like I'm famous or something.
Ron: But Harry... you are
You're Harry Freakin Potter
You don't understand you're a legend , man to us all. Every son and daughter
Everybody : safe
Ron: from you know who all because of you. You were small , but I wonder if you can recaaaall.
Long story short this guy Voldemort was super cruel
Harry : Voldemort
Everybody: Hah shhhh
Ron: he tried to kill you and your parents, and this is where it gets intensely cool.
Everybody : Ahh
Ron: Even though you were a tiny little boy , you should've died but you survived and then destroyed.
Everybody : Ahhh
Ron: this evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to teell.
Everybody : you're harry freaking potter. We don't perfer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz. You're a whole lot hotter. With that lightening scar you're a superstar to us all. If we're in trouble we know who to call.
(Rita goes on stage )
Rita Skeeter : Did somebody say Harry Potter. Rita Skeeter here from the daily prophet. Reporting here live dear readers from platform 9 3/4 where I just happened upon the original wiz kid himself. Harry potter the lad who lived. Now let's you and me get on the level , HP. Where have you been for 10 years. Are you excited to go to hogwarts. Are you frightened for your life.
Harry: Why would I be frightened for my life.
Rita Skeeter : well , ain't we sure. Know this dear readers HP THE 11th year old tike , shows no fear. Even in the face of the murderous dog like Sirius Black.
Harry: Who's Sirius Black.
Rita : Who's Sirius Black. You don't know. He used to be your dad's best friend until he betrayed him to the dark lord and got'm killed. Yep. Turns out he was a deatheater. He killed 13 ducks before they caught him and I mean people. He hates you guts wants you dead. He just escaped from Azkaban. But it's no skin of your back kid. You know why. You're Harry Freaking Potter. I wouldn't wince at all you're invincible from all harm. Like Betty Crocker..
Everybody : ohh
Rita: I wanna eat you up no one'll beat up with that charm. Remember Harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the Bomb
Keep you're nose clean kid, don't take any wooden sickles Haa.
Random Person : All on board
Molly : Goodbye kids , I love you . Be safe.
(Molly and Arthur leave the stage .)
Harry : Ron , what's going on. This is just so all... it's unreal.
Ron: No its not. You're Harry Potter. You're the coolest god damn kid in the entire world. Everything awesome for you so you better get used to it
Harry : But this is also sad , I mean , my mum and dad were killed long ago...
Everybody : Long ago they died
Harry : I wanna be psyched , but being unliked is all know...
Everybody : All he knows that why. Ahhh
Harry: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate an opportunity 11 years late. I guess it's time for me to step up to the plate and show 'em that I'm something great. I'm Harry Freaking Potter. I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true. I can't be bothered by my awful past , I've found at last something I can do so it's time. I knew exactly who I am. I'm harry freaking potter.
Everybody : You're Harry Freakin Potter.
Harry : I'm harry freaking potter
Everybody : you're harry freaking potter.
Harry: and I'm the man
Everybody : Ahhh
Everybody : Harry freaking potter. (Everyone goes into a cool finishing move.)
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Harry Potter characters singing songs.
FanfictionThis story is about Harry Potter characters singing their theme song/songs. You can write in the comments what song you want a character to sing. Nothing belongs to me. DISCLAIMER I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
