How to Annoy People 2

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~How to annoy people in public~

1. Run around hysterically, asking random people," Have you seen my pet tarantula?".

2. When sitting beside a random person, start elbowing them and if they elbow you back, say," What are you doing?!".

3. When in a restaurant, put pepper in the salt pot. The next person who uses it will probably be annoyed when they find pepper on their chips instead of salt.

4. Bump into people and fall to the ground. Then get back up and walk off like nothing happened.

5. Go around shooting people with a nerf gun.

6. If you are at a restaurant, smile at the person at the table in front of you as if you are demented.

7. When at a restaurant, ask someone if they are done with their chips. If they say no, just take one (or more) anyway.

8. Go to random people and say," Free hugs!!". Give them a hug then say," That will be £1,$1,etc." (depends on what country you live in).

9. Stand at a random place and if someome bumps into you or walks past you, say," You're in my space bubble!!".

10. At a bed store, fall asleep in one of the beds (Someone might try to wake you up so scream in their face).

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