~How to annoy people in the park~
1. Chase a 3-year-old to the swings. If you get there first, say,"That's right. Just waddle back to your mummy!!".
2. Push people off the swings and say," You got off so I'm going on. Duh".
3. Make a child drop their ice-cream and say that you will buy another one but buy one for yourself.
4. Bump into someone and fall to the ground. Now get up and walk off like nothing happened.
5. Hog the zipline (if there is one).
6. Set up your own ice-cream stand but don't sell ice-cream.
7. Ask the ice-cream man if they sell ice with no cream.
8. Ask them if they sell cream with no ice.
9. Complain to someone that you're not having fun on the swings and ask if they can push you.
10. When someone sits on a bench say," I booked that bench from 1.00pm to 1.59pm!!".
