A Song- Google It

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Momma never told me I was pretty

Poppa never told me I was a gift from the skies above

So I never really payed attention in class

All I ever wanted to do was get out fast

But people always ask me questions

They depend on me to listen to the teacher's lessons

But I of course never knew

What the hell they were talking about.

Just google it, you idiots!

Just google it, do you know the answers yet?

All you have to do is get out a phone

Listen to Siri and Siri alone

Cuz google's got all the solutions

Like what exactly was the Constitution?

Cause I... never payed attention in... history...either... um

I guess I'll google it when I get home?




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