Marylynna "Mary" Sue. Her name is that for a reason, because yes, she's a HUGE Mary Sue. She looks perfect, acts perfect, is perfect...her only 'flaw' is the fact that she's clumsy in an adorable way. She has a loving best friend, 21 loving boyfrien...
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Marylynna 'Mary' Sue was your typical girl. Oh, except for the fact that she got straight A-pluses, had 21 boyfriends, and looked like freaking Aphrodite.
Her hair was a mesmerizing, metallic violet, that fell in beautiful locks, framing her face. Her rainbow-coloured eyes could outshine the sun. She had soft features like an angel, and baby-smooth skin. She's totally not a Mary Sue, by the way.
Rachel Jones was her best friend. Her hair was ash brown, and so smooth that it reflected light. She had beautiful blue eyes, and hints of freckles on her skin, but that just made her look adorable.
Chrissy Mathis is the school's most popular person. She's a cheerleader, and she's blonde. So obviously she treats everyone like trash.
And following is a chart of Mary's 21 boyfriends.
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(Mary's POV)
"Wake up, darling," Jesus told me.
Jesus is my boyfriend. Yeah, the son of God and the Prince of Peace and everything.
I sat up groggily in bed. Morning already? "What time is it?
"It is six o'clock in the morning, my honey angel. It's time for us to go to school."
School, yeah, school. Where I get bullied and teased endlessly by my bullies. I hate school.
You'd probably be asking, hey, if your boyfriend is Jesus, why do you still have to go to school? The answer is simple: if I don't have to go to school, the readers will think of me as a MarySue, so I need to.
Jesus (bae! 😘) left the room so that I could change in private, and so I did.
I opened the windows for some fresh air, and was immediately hit by the cool autumn air.
EVEN THE AIR HATES ME WHHHHHHY?!
So naturally I geared up for the weather. I pulled on a plain black G-string, and put on a strapless black bra to match. I draped on a see-through kaftan, and started applying makeup.
I didn't want to look like a cheerleader (those girls look like clowns with their heavy makeup), so I went for the natural look. Fuchsia lipstick brought a shine to my perfect round and pouty lips. Two thin lines of black eyeliner brought out my mesmerizing rainbow-coloured orbs. I used glittery, glow-in-the-dark black eyeshadow for my graceful eyelids and glittery, glow-in-the-dark pink blush for my cheeks.
