"Hello, glove land love operator, code kid code name; stitch?"
"Correct."
"how may I help you?"
"So I'm a girl, and my friend is a guy and we both like the same person who is a girl."
"sorry, can not process that issue."
"me, a girl, likes my guy friends girlfriend."
"your issue is not in the system,"
"can you just help me?"
"your love issue is invalid."
